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Everything.". — Unknown. "If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'Keep away from children.'". — Susan Savannah. "Most mothers are instinctive philosophers.". — Harriet Beecher Stowe. "Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out.". — Unknown.
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1 Susan Savannah "If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children'." Woman's Day 2 Lane Olinghouse.
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1. If at first you don't succeed… Try again! Happy Mother's Day from your secondborn. 2. Happy Mother's Day from your favorite child! 3. My favorite child gave me this card for Mother's Day. (Shop card at Thortful) Photo courtesy of Thortful 4. The third time's a charm! Happy Mother's Day from your favorite child! 5.
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Mom, I know you do the dishes. And I know you cook the food. I know you scrub down all the floors. Even when you're in a bad mood. And every night you walk the dog. While I'm watching all my shows. On Thursday's you take out the trash. And every spring you wash the windows. Mom, I know you're sad I'll go someday.
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Inspiring Mother's Day quotes. 26. "I remember my mother's prayers, and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life." —Abraham Lincoln. 27. "As is the mother, so is.
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You wrestled a bear? Cool. I removed a splinter from a two year-old's finger. I think we're even. If there is a tooth fairy, it only seems fair that there should be a wine fairy and a laundry fairy. Kids shouldn't get all the magic. Stepping on a LEGO land mine at 4:30 a.m. while holding a baby and not falling should be an Olympic sport.
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Jennifer Lopez. I met my match. She is very demanding, like, I can't believe I have a boss. When my baby wanna eat, she wanna eat. It's not like, "Oh three minutes?". No. Give me the milk now.
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Parenting is HARD. As I continue this journey of raising my four children, I have learned to live by two important rules: Soak up every moment because the days are long but the years truly are short.
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56 Hilarious Mother's Day Quotes to Brighten Any Mama's Day By Stephanie Sengwe • Published Mar 17, 2023 Your mom has done a lot for you over the years. She taught you how to apply eyeliner, consoled you after those tough breakups and is always willing to whip up your favorite mac and cheese every time you ask.
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Funny Mothers Day Quotes. Here are a few Mothers Day quotes we find particularly funny for stashing in Mom's card this year. 14. My nickname is "Mom" but my full name is "Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom" 15. Parenting: if you feel crazy then you're doing it right. 16. I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are.
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~ Unknown Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. ~ Tina Fey Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it. ~ Unknown I've conquered a lot of things. Blood clots in my lungs - twice. Knee and foot surgeries.
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Funny Mothers Day Greetings. To my favorite mother! You are not merely my favorite mother because you are my only mother…You may not be perfect, but you are the perfect mom for me. Happy Mother's Day! Behind every GOOD BOY….There is a GREAT MOM! Congratulations, and Happy Mother's Day! Mom, you are a one of a kind!
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Funny Mothers Day Messages #1. To my beloved mom, for the long time owner of my heart, soul, and wealth. Rather, in the past month, my salary is double, right? Thank you for being a mother who is so kind to her son." #2. Mother, like wine, you get so much more fun as time goes by." #3. Mothers know that kids look in the future with their own eyes."
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Then again, maybe it wouldn't be as much fun." Funny Mom Quotes About Toddlers and Preschoolers - "I'm not a helicopter mom, I'm more of a ninja mom." - "My toddler is the reason I drink coffee in the morning." - "I asked my four-year-old what she wanted for dinner tonight and she said, 'I don't know, whatever you're making.'"
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Funny Mother's Day Quotes to Brighten Her Day: Mother's Day is a time for celebration, appreciation, and a good dose of laughter. These quotes are not your typical Hallmark greetings, but they're guaranteed to bring a smile to Mom's face and a hearty laugh to her belly. The Sweet Irony of Motherhood "Motherhood: Powered by love.
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1. "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" ― Milton Berle 2. "Sleep at this point is just a concept, something I'm looking forward to investigating in the future." ―.